everyone’s getting into relationships and you know what im getting? some more food brb
(via nhprep)
i don’t think i could handle having kids like my baby would be crying and i’d just say “no thanks” and walk away
(Source: mako, via itisalwaysbetterwhenweretogether)
I wanna jump off a building and not die just relieve stress by slamming onto the sidewalk and then get up and go get a slurpee or something
